Something's just not right.

Something is just not right this week. For one... my boobs hurt. They are swollen and they shouldn't be, not for another 2 weeks anyway. TMI, I know. Secondly, upon trying to kill a Hawaiian roach with a broomstick I found myself dropping the broom to the floor, clinching my fists and screaming to the sky as tears fell down my face "WHY WON'T IT DIE!?!?!". Hmmm... usually I take a great deal of pleasure squishing these formidable giant house guests. And thirdly, upon my hubby commenting on my more-than-normal gas explosions, I realize I have not pooped in 3 days. 3 DAYS?!?! OK, WHAT is going on? He is deploying soon, so maybe I am just emotional.